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I see Black Friday is coming up and wondering who profits the most on that day? The people who are smart enough to stay home feeling thankful for everything they have the day after Thanksgiving?
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11-09-2019 15:59
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I get home and change from casual Friday duds into even more comfortable clothes. Now I just look like melted cheese.
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09-22-2019 07:21
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I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.
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11-26-2018 13:34
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Girlfriend asked me to come to her place for a Black Friday special. All clothes were 100% off.
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11-23-2018 02:41
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I think daylight saving time should start on a friday at 4pm instead of 2am sunday morning.
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03-10-2018 20:23
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Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".
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01-13-2018 11:13
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Gun sales hit #1 record for a Black Friday sales item.
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11-27-2017 04:50
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Went to a Black Friday thing a my sweetheart’s house… all clothes were 100% off.
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11-25-2017 05:37
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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11-21-2017 21:52 by UKGuy
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How is Monday the 13th not as scary as Friday the 13th?!
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11-13-2017 01:56 by Cowden
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I know what you did last Friday the 13th.
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10-13-2017 18:44 by Broski
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"Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
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10-13-2017 06:05
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Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.
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06-26-2017 06:56
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Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
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04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick
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If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
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04-14-2017 11:36
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Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
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02-17-2017 15:26
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Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.
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12-02-2016 13:15
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Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?
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11-26-2016 19:26
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It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
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11-25-2016 18:00 by JAB
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