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   messageicon So you're going to the Black Friday sales? Didn't you say you were thankful for everything you had yesterday?
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
←Rate | 11-24-2016 18:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!
←Rate | 11-24-2016 16:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already
←Rate | 11-24-2016 06:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-23-2016 11:44 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The Statue of Liberty just turned 130 last Friday. When France first gave her to us, it was the one time that France didn't retreat..
←Rate | 11-01-2016 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Which one of the Ten Commandments says: Thou Shalt Not Eat Meat On Friday?
←Rate | 09-16-2016 09:49 by Catlicks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hillary Clinton was Diagnosed on Friday with Highly Contagious Bacterial Pneumonia and has been out in public all weekend! Is there something about the words "Highly Contagious" that she and her "Doctors" don't understand? Well that's ObamaCare For ya!
←Rate | 09-11-2016 22:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
←Rate | 08-26-2016 19:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry you're an athiest and have no one to thank it's Friday.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?
←Rate | 04-08-2016 06:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?
←Rate | 03-24-2016 18:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action
←Rate | 11-30-2015 13:41 by Mark Zuckerberg Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.
←Rate | 11-28-2015 23:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.
←Rate | 11-28-2015 15:19 Comments (1)  

   messageicon .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....
←Rate | 11-28-2015 01:53 Comments (0)  

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