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   messageicon Hillary Clinton was Diagnosed on Friday with Highly Contagious Bacterial Pneumonia and has been out in public all weekend! Is there something about the words "Highly Contagious" that she and her "Doctors" don't understand? Well that's ObamaCare For ya!
←Rate | 09-11-2016 22:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
←Rate | 08-26-2016 19:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just ironed a crease in these basketball shorts so I can wear them for Casual Friday.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 01:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry you're an athiest and have no one to thank it's Friday.
←Rate | 04-08-2016 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Questions To Ask Coworkers/Friends Every Friday: What do you mean I'm crazy? Have the unicorns been spreading vicious ugly rumors about me again?
←Rate | 04-08-2016 06:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do we tell Jesus when he comes back to earth and finds out we call the day of his death Good Friday? He be all like ... WTF?
←Rate | 03-24-2016 18:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
←Rate | 12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action
←Rate | 11-30-2015 13:41 by Mark Zuckerberg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.
←Rate | 11-28-2015 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.
←Rate | 11-28-2015 15:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....
←Rate | 11-28-2015 01:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2015 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.
←Rate | 11-26-2015 12:27 Comments (0)  



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