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   messageicon Boy: "Are those space pants? Cause your a** is outta this world" Girl: "No, they are softball pants, & this a** is outta your league
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:40 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon SCARIEST THING EVER: Flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down
←Rate | 01-31-2012 03:20 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that when you fart silent somebody rushes towards you to talk, hugs you, or sits behind you??
←Rate | 02-01-2012 02:13 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain't got none.
←Rate | 02-01-2012 17:13 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything
←Rate | 02-02-2012 00:08 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a Justin Bieber fan, I don't even like the music. But seriously, I'm sick of all the hating. I don't care how the singer looks like. I'm not defending anyone, but didn't your parents teach you to respect women?
←Rate | 02-02-2012 04:31 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know, That if you yell "bloody Mary" 3 times in front of ur mirror at 3AM ur mom will show up & tell you to shut up and go to bed?
←Rate | 02-03-2012 05:32 by Tsparks Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Babe, is it in?" "Yeah" "Is it hurting?" "Mmhmm" "Let me try to put it in slowly" "Ouch,it still hurts!" "Ok, let's try another shoe size...
←Rate | 02-03-2012 05:34 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can wake someone who is sleeping but you can't wake up someone pretending to sleep.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:28 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Newly divorced woman explaining reason for splitting: We had religious differences - he thought he was God, I didn't.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:29 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything seems to be louder, when you dont want anybody to wake up
←Rate | 02-04-2012 05:30 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-05-2012 15:35 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may look calm but in my head I've killed you 3 times
←Rate | 02-06-2012 15:13 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon that sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching a awesome movie :(
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:01 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:04 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attitude like a underwear , don't show it , just wear it.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:07 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women may not hit harder.....but they can hit lower
←Rate | 02-08-2012 01:09 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know "bathtub" backwards is still "bathtub"? It's not, but for a second there you believed me
←Rate | 02-20-2012 23:03 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2010: You're only cool if you have silly bands. 2011: Planking is the bomb! 2012: Let's go choke on cinnamon
←Rate | 02-23-2012 01:53 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that If I were a Jedi, I'd have long frizzy hair, red leather pants, and lots of attitude.. and I'd go by Obi-wan Bon Jovi
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:11 by Tsparks Comments (0)  




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