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   messageicon Life is short. Tell the people you care about that you love the them. But tell them in German because life is also scary and confusing...
←Rate | 03-05-2013 08:45 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know what's an odd habit? People who talk with their hands while talking on a cell phone........seriously.....who's that sh*t for?
←Rate | 04-30-2013 13:24 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever been so sure about something that you were unsure about how sure you were exactly. I'm sure I'm totally unsure about being positively sure to the point of not being positively sure about my integrity of sureness...
←Rate | 04-30-2013 14:16 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever stood in front of the mirror and said to yourself "who the hell is this person? and then suddenly realize you're standing in front of a coffee shop window staring at a cop...
←Rate | 06-18-2013 13:15 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to play "I Spy" with total strangers and stare at them and say "I spy an idiot"...
←Rate | 07-24-2013 13:03 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon who knew a politician named wiener could get into so much trouble?
←Rate | 07-25-2013 09:54 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Growing up, all I wanted was Girls Gone Wild. As an adult, I ended up with Bills Gone Wild
←Rate | 12-16-2018 14:26 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  



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