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   messageicon Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:28 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:31 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she change...
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:33 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:54 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks sleep is for people without Internet access.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:55 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:55 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:42 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:43 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))
←Rate | 06-29-2010 23:47 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon World's Shortest Fairy Tale: There once was a man who asked a woman to marry him. She said, "No." and he lived happily ever after.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 03:08 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red Violets are blue Friend Requests are great But who the f#$k are you?
←Rate | 07-05-2010 00:25 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P
←Rate | 07-05-2010 02:36 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
←Rate | 07-18-2010 23:42 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:07 by roN Comments (1)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:11 by roN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:30 by roN Comments (1)  


   messageicon Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
←Rate | 08-02-2010 00:47 by roN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:49 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:50 by RoN Comments (0)  




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