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   messageicon is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?
←Rate | 10-01-2010 22:45 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook should have a "like" button and a "like omg" for blondes
←Rate | 10-05-2010 00:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 21:29 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Halloweenkend!!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 12:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is the dollar drink @ Mc D's smaller than the dollar Sweet Tea?? I jus dump that sh*t out n refill it wit Hi-C.
←Rate | 11-04-2010 15:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves picking his nephew up from Preschool cause the single mothers are usually late and so am I :D
←Rate | 11-09-2010 15:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't get with this day light savings, I'm moving to Hawaii.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 07:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miami Heat Fan: "You wait, you watch and see next season we're gonna do this we're gonna do that" ...... Still Waiting lmao! Clevelands just as good without Lebron
←Rate | 11-12-2010 08:29 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon three strikes in Wii bowling I got a turkey :D Happy Thanksgiving Me.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 23:29 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if they have a pill for premature procrastination
←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:37 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet
←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 09:23 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?
←Rate | 01-18-2011 07:53 by L Comments (2)  


   messageicon Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo
←Rate | 01-27-2011 11:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon hows Lamar Odom the 3rd best Laker and he got the 3rd best Kardashian??
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:51 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop takin pics with yo Income TAX/Grant Money from school. You Broke
←Rate | 02-02-2011 22:25 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??
←Rate | 02-05-2011 10:22 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does the President get time and a half on Presidents Days?
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:50 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 19:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:04 by L Comments (0)  




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