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   messageicon Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I've been to today that's had "insufficient funds".
←Rate | 12-03-2013 09:38 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I'm calling Santa!"
←Rate | 12-03-2013 16:55 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 10:47 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call the shots. I'll drink them.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 13:18 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 16:14 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever notice that the people with the most insecurities are the loudest?
←Rate | 12-04-2013 23:06 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave my wife a couple of credit cards and now my credit score is lower than the speed limit
←Rate | 12-05-2013 21:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay can we only go through one day of Mandela jokes instead of the 3 days of Paul Walker????? Thanks!
←Rate | 12-05-2013 22:27 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ''unfriend" you on Facebook when your Birthday Reminder comes up and I realize I don't interact with you ever....
←Rate | 12-06-2013 00:15 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: This year I would like a "Bailout and a Bonus."..."Yes, I know I have been really bad, spent my money frivolously ,even did some illegal things and therefore I think I deserve it."----The Government
←Rate | 12-06-2013 20:28 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Neil Armstrong was the first "Human Being" to step foot on the moon. Did you know that Neil A. backwards spells "Alien"
←Rate | 12-06-2013 21:25 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon What this generation of young men need to realize is that the word "Man" is in Manners....
←Rate | 12-07-2013 00:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably "unblock" them and check.
←Rate | 12-07-2013 15:00 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'll go shovel the "Global Warming" out of the driveway!
←Rate | 12-08-2013 14:31 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West compared being a rapper to BEING AT WAR ."This is like being a police officer or something or like war or something." "You're literally going out to do your job every day knowing that something could happen to you.".No Kanye being an idiot is!
←Rate | 12-09-2013 21:48 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
←Rate | 12-09-2013 22:18 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever think that just possibly these milk, bread and toilet paper companies are behind these overestimated, hysteria causing weather reports????
←Rate | 12-10-2013 12:11 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West "Kim fought for her position in society".....Wait Kanye, didn't she obtain her fame because of a video, in the bent over "position?"
←Rate | 12-10-2013 13:23 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw 3 Angels walk down a runway wearing thongs...oh sorry it's just The VIctoria Secret Fashion Show
←Rate | 12-10-2013 22:31 by EF Comments (0)  




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