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   messageicon happy P.O.E.T.S. Day, everyone! Piss On Everything Tommrows Saturday.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 09:19 by Doc Noland Comments (2)  


   messageicon stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
←Rate | 11-13-2010 17:42 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon has finish with the Wild Turkey on the rocks for lunch, and moved on to Grey Goose straight up for Thanksgiving Dinner. this is just Fowl
←Rate | 11-25-2010 14:10 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Can we talk about this? I'm so sick and tired being on that list. I'm just having fun.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 06:32 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 03:24 by Doc Noland Comments (2)  


   messageicon cant believe he just watched the New Kids on The Backstreet Boys bring in the New Year...What a terrible way to brink in 2011
←Rate | 01-01-2011 12:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that Mick Jager and Hugh Hefner sure are looking alot these days
←Rate | 02-13-2011 22:48 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon saying "black and yellow black and yellow"... sounds like a R. Kelly home made video.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 23:57 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheens Interview was like watching Tom Arnold, Tom Cruise and Michael J. Fox all rolled into one human.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 13:53 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon so Irish he bleeds whiskey.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 18:32 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elizabeth Taylor dead? I thought she had been dead for years.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 09:36 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon read tha Tiger Woods has a new Girlfriend who is 22 years old...does she not watch the news
←Rate | 03-24-2011 20:24 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking by the gas price sign at the Gas station and remembers the day when he could afford to drive to the gas station for his slushy
←Rate | 04-26-2011 11:09 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thinking tonight, if your parents sent you to school with a giant "lunchable" pack for your lunch everyday, they didnt love you
←Rate | 04-29-2011 00:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that while someone is speaking to him, 80% of his inner dialouge is wondering if his face looks interested
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon just ate a Kit Kat and a multivitamin, like a F'n American!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate broccoli twice yesterday and now his car smells like a mobile crematorium that only cooks buttholes.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 13:30 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found 2 new nooks and 7 new crannies on his grandmother this morning.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 17:16 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw a beautiful pregnant woman on crutches. He immediately has a deeply ingrained lifetime fetish.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 17:17 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  




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