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   messageicon The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anthony Weiner: I shouldn't tweet this pic. I'm married. Anthony's weiner: C'mon, do it. Who's gonna know.....
←Rate | 06-07-2011 14:13 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Weiner's next press conference should be in a Brett Favre jersey....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 15:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG!!! Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant. Talk about a weiner working overtime....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 18:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 18:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......
←Rate | 06-08-2011 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Palin emails show's that she hadn't had a vacation in 5 years. Heck, the Obama's can't go 5 weeks without a vacation.......
←Rate | 06-12-2011 13:28 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple is coming out with a new phone. It's called the Lebron james edition. It's silent and has no rings
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm praying Weiner gets his blood flowing and comes back bigger and harder than ever after all this.......
←Rate | 06-16-2011 11:10 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...
←Rate | 06-16-2011 14:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 12:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama's speech tonight: Me me me me I I I I me I me I me me me I my my me me I I my me. Oh, and I........
←Rate | 06-22-2011 19:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only people happier than NY gays tonight are NY divorce lawyers..........
←Rate | 06-25-2011 00:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Reality TV star Rod Blagojevich to move from NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice' to MSNBC's 'Lockdown'.........
←Rate | 06-27-2011 15:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Casey Anthony's punishment involves cleaning the children's ball pit at McDonald's......
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 16:35 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Game Day...Here's to hoping USA wins the world cup, and a Hope Solo flash ; )
←Rate | 07-17-2011 07:58 by sully Comments (0)  




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