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   messageicon Anybody got a recepie for cicadas?
←Rate | 06-03-2011 06:40 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon always reads the Terms of Service before clicking install just like everyone else... right?
←Rate | 06-10-2011 01:43 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"
←Rate | 06-25-2011 22:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook. My friends know when I change my profile picture.. Signed, Everyone on the planet
←Rate | 07-02-2011 14:32 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey brain, tell the idiot that Carona is not a screw top!! Signed, the skin between the thumb and fore finger.
←Rate | 07-02-2011 14:35 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 10:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dry Clean Only = Dirty Shirt
←Rate | 07-04-2011 10:55 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Napsterbation. Combining two of my favorite activities..
←Rate | 07-04-2011 11:16 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're ever attacked by a bunch of clowns... Go for the Juggler!!!
←Rate | 08-14-2011 00:16 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn't think it would go THIS far..... sorry
←Rate | 09-26-2011 19:37 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what would have happened if we quit posting on page 2012...
←Rate | 10-01-2011 09:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't know about you but i'm turning MY clock back to 1980!!!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 08:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got back from my morning walk and got a TON of canned goods!!!!
←Rate | 11-19-2011 08:24 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Ask your doctor if updating your status as often as I do is right for you...
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the kitchen with the wife and she asked, "What's the expiration date on this?" "11/30" I said. She went to throw it away and I said, "What are you doing!!! It's not even NOON yet!!!"
←Rate | 11-27-2011 06:48 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctor: "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "At least I don't have Cancer!!"
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse about sneezing while going down stairs with a cup of coffee is now you got to go back up and fill er up again...
←Rate | 12-22-2011 06:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon The one night I wish I was a cop... amateur night.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:20 by Steve OH Comments (0)  




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