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   messageicon Ladies: Having a male friend is a lot like having a pet tiger. Sure its fun in theory, but you're always waiting for the day it turns on you.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 17:04 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook messing up your relationship??? well dial this number 1~800~LOG OFF!
←Rate | 08-31-2011 04:41 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before asking someone why they hate you, slap and ask yourself why you even care.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 04:53 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: When a guy adds you on FB, it means he just wants to be your friend not your HUSBAND, that's why it's called a friend request not a Proposal!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:55 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in the world, some stripper is still claiming she is paying her way through college ten years and no degree later.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:11 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't waste your time worrying about a piece of sh*t that's not worried about you.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 11:23 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Asian B0ner -> Often Mistaken For a Third N!pple.
←Rate | 10-02-2011 09:16 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon At school we learn that the sun rises in the east but in fact, the sun neither rises nor sets. Only earth rotates. Education spoils our common sense sometimes.
←Rate | 10-08-2011 13:39 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 10:02 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets Be Honest, slow internet, is worse than bad sex.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 12:40 by NO BODY Comments (0)  



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