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   messageicon Gravity, is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Magnetism , Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:23 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee...hot and bitter!
←Rate | 03-09-2010 19:52 by Mr Craig Comments (1)  


   messageicon your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....
←Rate | 01-20-2011 18:37 by Mr Craig Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wife: "I lost 5 pounds this month" Me: "I lose 5 pounds when a take a dump" Wife: Maybe you should take more dumps
←Rate | 12-21-2011 20:51 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: New Chinese TV leaks just enough radiation so you get a gorgeous tan while watching
←Rate | 01-29-2012 10:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Pay me now Round Eyes" kinda ruins that delightful happy ending moment
←Rate | 02-05-2012 00:17 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫ ♪ ♫♫ He ain't Peyton. ♪ ♫ ♫ He's his Brother ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
←Rate | 02-05-2012 12:05 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry if you think you're crazy, even the tall oak trees were once nuts.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 11:40 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "Baggage" flies on a broom and smells of brimstone...
←Rate | 03-04-2012 20:56 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I'm "Immature"... just because I snuck up behind her when she was reading her "Romance" novel and made kissing sounds.....
←Rate | 04-21-2012 09:21 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: 36% of Witches are indicating it is cold out.....
←Rate | 10-13-2012 10:53 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 03:32 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  



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