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   messageicon had a party last night... sorry you could not come but your girlfriend did.......TWICE
←Rate | 03-01-2010 18:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on facebook.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 03:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 04:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves a woman in uniform...unless she's in my rearview mirror.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 04:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when you are looking for something and you realize that it is in your hand.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 04:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for all the hassle Toyota drivers have had to put up with the last few weeks, they deserve a brake...
←Rate | 03-02-2010 04:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
←Rate | 03-02-2010 22:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 22:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people nickname their child "Boo Boo" is that their way of saying their child was an accident?
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Jewish Rabbi get paid for circumcision or do they just keep the tips???
←Rate | 03-03-2010 16:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 16:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon Relationships are like farts... If you push too hard, things could get messy!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 16:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the toilet rises.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 17:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon This bill collector called my house for the last time today. I told him just like it is... You call my house 1 more time and I'm taking your name out the hat. I put everybody's name in a hat, at the end of the week I draw a name and that's the one I pay.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 18:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 14:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 14:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... oh wait, he does.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 14:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up so we could do whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted... How's that working' out?
←Rate | 03-04-2010 14:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are hundreds of languages throughout the world but a smile speaks them all! ◕‿◕
←Rate | 03-04-2010 14:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl is always RIGHT....Just sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, senseless, unchangeable, and even downright stupid but not WRONG.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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