Jen Briggs Funny Status Messages

   Life can be hard. Life can be fun. Life can be kind and life can be mean. Have the right attitude and life can be whatever you want it to be! Smile :)

   I will be a good girl..I will be a good girl..I will be good girl. O hell, we all know that won't happen.

   "Who needs prostitutes when we have a government who screws us everyday and gets paid for it?"

   What is the meanest thing you can do to a person? Take the light bulb out of the bathroom and leave the plunger in the toilet!

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

   Friendships are wonderful adventures. They surprise and delight as nothing else can! Just when you think you know the person well, some new wonderful part of them presents itself. Enjoy your many friendships and treasure them for the gift that they are! T