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   messageicon I'm not sure what causes more destruction, a F5 tornado or my 5 year old daughter on a sugar buzz?
←Rate | 03-13-2010 20:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last time I was at the hospital lab they asked for a urine sample. I said " No more samples! Either you buy it or you don't! I can't just go giving away free samples every time I come here."
←Rate | 03-15-2010 09:29 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon With today being St Patricks day,I've decided to dedicate my life to helping leprechauns clean up thier act. They're always smoking the pot at the end of the rainbow.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 19:01 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Q) Why are there no female hockey players in the NHL? (A) They don't want to go through 3 periods each game
←Rate | 03-24-2010 21:42 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't watch Kate Gosselin on Dancing with the Stars. Whenever they swing her around the dance floor, I'm scared more babies will fly out!
←Rate | 03-31-2010 19:23 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had a dream I was stranded on a deserted island with Dracula and Rosie O donnell. Pretty spooky! One is a evil being that is pale,and will drain the life out of you.....And the other one's a vampire.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 21:51 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't see why people have to say in thier status they they are getting in the shower. I don't want to picture your bare fat behind in the shower!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 15:38 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are so many people looking for Bin Laden, I think they should also search for Joyce Dewitt from Three's Company. She vanished over 20 years ago. Not even TMZ seem to know where she is.
←Rate | 04-10-2010 20:40 by JeremyCakes Comments (2)  


   messageicon Canada gave the world Justin Beiber. As a canadian, I just wanna say sorry everybody. Our bad. No need to retaliate with nukes or anything.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 14:08 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy hears his wife's voice from the kitchen, "What would you like for dinner my love? chicken, beef or lamb?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." she yells back, "You're having soup you jerk! I was talking to the cat!"
←Rate | 04-13-2010 18:53 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people repost statuses. By the way, I'm gathering rocks to throw at you.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 22:00 by JeremyCakes Comments (5)  


   messageicon I remember the good old days before reality tv when you actually needed talent to be a celiberty. Hey Spencer and Heidi, I'm looking in your direction! And lets not forget you Mss Tequila!
←Rate | 04-18-2010 22:23 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender" I'll have..........a beer." The bartender says" What's with the huge pause?" The bear shrugs and says "I was born with them".
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:59 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was in the nany for about 40 minutes until they kicked me out. Turns out the poop deck isn't what I thought it was. Man were they angry.
←Rate | 04-24-2010 11:24 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's better to have loved and lost.........than to have stayed with the witch.
←Rate | 04-24-2010 15:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am sensing a great disturbance in the force. A disturbance I havn't felt since Darth W Bush was in office. I fear the new sith lord Darth Pelosi is starting trouble.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 14:08 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cherish your dreams ,as they are the children of your soul,the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
←Rate | 05-14-2010 20:50 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anybody know how to calm down a 5 year old who's high on 3 bowls of Sugar Crisp? HELP!!!
←Rate | 05-15-2010 07:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God didn't think humility was important, he would have put the prostate somewhere else.
←Rate | 05-22-2010 10:47 by jeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a spider. And I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 08:36 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  




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