Deithy Funny Status Messages

   has a message to all Gingers. Let Raoul Moat be a lesson. We will find you and make it look like suicide!

   purchased his own Taser off the internet yesterday. In a totally unconnected incident, I've got to buy a cat to replace the neighbour's one this afternoon (and it must be identical looking)........

   wants to know: if you went to bed with a schizophrenic, would it count as a threesome? Just asking.....