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Dear God, Lets make a trade. Ryan Dunn for Justin Bieber? Love, Everyone.
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you
And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
Dude she has a boyfriend? -Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie ,doesn't mean you can't score ;}
everyone needs to stop freacking out every time facebook makes a change. its facebook. you'll be ok
Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did someone steal your cookies?
Dear girls who apply for a job at hooters. Do they hand you a bra and say fill this out?
Think befor you speak, Google befor you post !
Relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.
I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.
Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."
I hate when girls say, "you probably say that to every girl." don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?
$950 for an iPhone 6 off contract’)... Airplane mode better take me on vacation
I almost had a 3som last night, I just needed 2 more people.
"LOL" is the new way of saying "I really have nothing to say."
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