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   messageicon Guilty people answer questions with a question
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, it still makes sense.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob: hey can I talk with you for a second? Squidward: I dont know thats a pretty long time
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want..." -Peter Griffin
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That depressing moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with :P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. So NEVER, EVER lose your pen
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Don't Be Smart With Me!".... Okay Mom,.... i'll just be dumb. Sounds great
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon i try not to act suspicious when passing police even though I'm innocent O.o
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし what you remember: __________
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe... behind a tree... at night..in the rain
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, I'd like to help… but not as much as I'd like not to
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:53 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ambulances & Fire Trucks would be more effective if they played "Move B*ich Get Out The Way" by Ludacris instead of a siren!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Aw, what a cute dog!" *walks closer* "BARK BARK BARK..." "Well f*ck you too then you ugly sh*t!"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, It's too dark."
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon What I expect to see when I pull back the shower curtain: 99% Murderer waiting to kill me. 1% Empty shower
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I'm late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't decide whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Teacher: "I am beautiful, which tense is this?" Me: "Obviously the past...”
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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