@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   Would you like to share that with the class? Yes, of course. That's why I was whispering it.

   Dear gas prices, I love it when you go down on me. Sincerely, pretty please?

   Looking forward to long car rides, So you can listen to your ipod for what feels like forever

   Teacher: Where's your homework? You: ...My dog ate it. Teacher: Your dog ate it? You: Okay! Okay! I fed it to him, so what?

   If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch

   Dear person next to me in class, -->PLEASE WRITE BIGGER<-- Sincerely, didn't study.

   My parents are gone! I should do something crazy that I'm not allowed to do!... *Drinks milk straight from the carton*.... God I'm so badass.

   People say I am so cruel, but I have the heart of a small child...in a jar on my desk...

   Dear Sour Patch Kids, What happened to all the Sour Patch Parents? Sincerely, confused eater..

   Dear cops, Please stop pretending you never drank before you were 21. Sincerely, you're not fooling anyone!

   Dear scientists, Which is worse for our lungs, smoking or walking into an Abercrombie store? Sincerely, worried..

   A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"

   Bad: Having a song stuck in your head. Worse: Having a song stuck in your head that you don't know all the words to.

   Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS! =) Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3? -__- High School: HOLY SH*T, CRAYONS!

   Some girls needs to stop freaking out about being called "dude". Just keep calm, it's basically a unisex term

   The only pick up line guys will need on December 20th, 2012 is --> "let's live every day as if it's our last"

   Sticking your hand up in the air, and looking at it for no reason while you're lying in bed

   African mother to her child: "You better be happy you're that skinny, there's fat kids in America that wish they were as skinny as you!"

   feeling like a boss when you type without looking and you dont make any mistakes

   If I had nickel for everyime you made me angry, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with them.