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   messageicon For goodness sake let's just eat some cake
←Rate | 08-28-2010 20:49 by John | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your thinking of watching...Scott Pilgrim vs. the World...Just shoot yourself in the face now and save yourself some misery.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 11:52 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon The weather in New York is partly cloudy and warm...just like A-Rods urine sample
←Rate | 06-03-2010 18:50 by john Comments (0)  

   messageicon 4/20 is the day that some of you celebrate smokin dope. 4/21 is the day your employer (If you have one) celebrates random drug testing!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 15:05 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon I feel like LIFESAVERS candy is overstating their importance...But just to be on the safe side I'm gonna go get some! If I'm found dead,I would like them to be sued for false advertising.
←Rate | 10-19-2010 13:07 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon We Want Top Gear Back Now
←Rate | 03-11-2015 04:08 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon the best way to end up divorced...get married.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 08:16 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bill & Melinda Gates are my new favorite(celebrities)...Most of the rest of them are just greedy,rich,self-righteous assholes that think they need all that money.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 20:01 by John Comments (3)  

   messageicon If you put your kid's GPA in your Christmas card's the grandparents might be proud of them but everyone else is gonna think YOU'RE a di<k!
←Rate | 12-22-2011 14:40 by JOHN Comments (0)  

   messageicon In my opinion,nobody needs a girlfriend or boyfriend untill they get married...
←Rate | 02-05-2011 14:02 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It's a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
←Rate | 07-06-2013 12:22 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 21:31 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas tree sales are way down from last month...Come on people,christmas tree salesman gotta eat too!
←Rate | 01-17-2012 15:58 by JOHN | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your delusional,she wouldn't do you if your semen cured cancer!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2011 14:04 by JOHN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Todays suggestion...Someone just KILL terry jones,so more people dont die because of HIS stupidity. Like the GOVT hasent done it in the past,US citizen or not. Hell I'll do it,just give me the go ahead.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 14:34 by John Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering what you would do for a klondike bar?
←Rate | 02-22-2012 21:54 by john Comments (0)  

   messageicon This weather is awesome,cold,windy and rainy,I hope it stays like this forever... Now quit talking about change Obama ya jinx,your ruining it!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 15:35 by John | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have just added Beth Chapman to the list of women I wouldn't mind seeing get hit in the face!!!Its now a three way tie between her,Judge Judy and Nancy Grace.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 18:05 by JOHN | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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