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   messageicon just opened a store next to 'Forever 21', called 'Finally 22'
←Rate | 01-11-2014 16:10 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to shoot and eat a lion. Not for his meat. But for his powers.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 14:03 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Right now what Lindsay Lohan needs more than anything is our caring and understanding. And just a little bit of cocaine if possible.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 15:41 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I was made up of 5 midgets, like a human Voltron.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 02:43 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can remember when he was just Lieutenant Tso...when nobody respected his meat..
←Rate | 12-13-2013 01:51 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Vegas has the Ravens as a 9.5 point underdog against the Pats but the Ravens are a 3 body favorite in possible murders.
←Rate | 01-14-2013 18:14 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mayonnaise is now the largest ethnic group in the southern United States.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 14:53 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Storms can be scary to kids, so I tell my son that thunder is God beating Jesus because he "forgot" to put his toys away.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 12:05 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon But, officer, that school zone pulled out right in front of me!!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 09:16 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is all about ideas and who has the better one..
←Rate | 06-19-2011 01:16 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon spending all day at the furburger buffet...
←Rate | 01-13-2011 01:11 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Mamacita's Day to all the Senoritas who played for keeps
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:26 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


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