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   messageicon wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 05:38 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
←Rate | 09-10-2016 15:53 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook memories... Just in case you didn't have enough "WTF was I thinking" moments during the day..
←Rate | 09-04-2016 16:21 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship without trust is like a car with no gas. You can stay in it as long as you want, but its not going anywhere..
←Rate | 05-21-2012 07:21 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:25 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spell check is for the week.
←Rate | 04-18-2013 08:08 by Michael askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone needs to just calm down, I have it on good authority that the Anthony case has been re-opened! There was a witness and he just so happens to be the presiding judge. Trial is set to begin the moment she takes her last breath.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 23:39 by michael askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people winked and "laughed out loud" in real life half as much as they did when they were texting the world would be a very creepy place ;) lol
←Rate | 07-09-2011 18:03 by michael askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon The "running man" may no longer be a trendy dance move, but it's a cool way to get out of a boring conversation
←Rate | 10-09-2016 22:18 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon idiot noun \ˈi-dē-ət\ - One who disagrees with me
←Rate | 11-13-2010 06:08 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confucius says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget
←Rate | 11-10-2010 05:38 by Michael Askins Comments (0)  



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