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   messageicon Just told AT&T that I'd make a payment on my cell phone Sunday, so I'm really banking on this rapture sh*t..
←Rate | 05-20-2011 00:51 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon was talking with my neighbor when we saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbor said "Are you going to help?" I said No, six should be enough.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 14:06 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait till October for when Rapture the sequel comes out.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 15:52 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my tree house
←Rate | 04-16-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, it took 473 licks to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop. You're welcome, World.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 16:33 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The test of Love is not how long it survives, but how it renews itself with each passing day.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 16:34 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 15:40 by Hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I feel like only Google understands what I'm trying to say...
←Rate | 02-28-2011 19:57 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:25 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't make the same typo I did in a text to my girlfriend: "Having a great time wish you were her."
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:01 by hovo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey I like how you do your makeup! Really? Thanks :) Ya do you just dip your face in or use a brush?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 18:31 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
←Rate | 04-22-2011 18:57 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 23:41 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dang, these gas prices are higher than Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 18:44 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they're anxious?
←Rate | 02-17-2011 21:03 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices..
←Rate | 05-17-2011 13:50 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work..
←Rate | 05-16-2011 21:15 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're high when you look in the mirror ..and your reflection is Charlie Sheen!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:25 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger this afternoon and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:46 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So 'Lol' has become the new , 'Yep I have nothing to say'
←Rate | 04-22-2011 19:07 by hovo Comments (0)  



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