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   messageicon Sitting in a busy parkink lot tooting my horn when I see someone pressing their remote looking for their car.
←Rate | 12-21-2016 20:46 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden's wife has just changed her FB staus to single
←Rate | 05-12-2011 10:12 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian Wants To Experience Tebow Time?!?! No, Kimmy, Tebow cannot restore your virginity.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 05:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're looking for a good Trump pee joke, Urine Luck
←Rate | 01-12-2017 06:30 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can think of one group of workers who are doing much better under this Trump presidency....comedians
←Rate | 02-16-2017 21:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon destructive forces have hit the Gulf Coast! Oh, and a hurricane sweeped by.
←Rate | 08-28-2012 05:47 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Made a deposit at the Sperm Bank....sadly, it's earning no interest.
←Rate | 04-05-2015 09:04 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon thank you Tom Brady for showing the world that you have way more GOD given talent than Tebow!
←Rate | 01-15-2012 10:16 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: In a new Marital Sex Survey, women have reportedly faked all their answers ....
←Rate | 11-13-2011 08:15 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm single by choice...Not my choice, but it's still a choice.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 04:07 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon multi-directional urinating and it all landed safely at sea....gonna be a good day!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 05:10 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon For one to describe oneself as monosyllabic would be an oxymoron.
←Rate | 09-27-2014 06:29 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon The goal keeper in soccer is allowed to pick up the ball...so why doesn't he just pick it up and just run across the field to the other goal?
←Rate | 09-12-2017 09:48 by bob Comments (3)  


   messageicon Substitute " My ass" for "This girls" on fire and you're welcome Preparation H for your new ad campaign.
←Rate | 09-03-2015 05:58 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patriots are going to the Superbowl....The NFL is going to assign someone to check Tom Brady's balls throughout the game....don't want that on my resume
←Rate | 01-24-2017 08:09 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Target: please fire your ad agency. That crazy blonde lady in red is annoying and will probably bring your sales way down. Call an audible and hire Walmart's
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:39 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:43 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon doubling his calorie intake to gain weight, and all this is doing is making me drop quatros instead of dueces.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 09:18 by Bob Comments (0)  



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