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   messageicon I used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:21 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between Penn State and the State Penn??? Sandusky will be catching not pitching!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:17 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you have to smile... Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, And just walk away.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 19:50 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon why does ben rothlisberger cry after sex? ... because the pepper spray hurts so much.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 02:40 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a Blind dude & his dog go for a joyride, who dirves?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin' world go round.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick and is therefore listening to The Cure.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 23:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon going bar hoping with Tiger Woods & Ben Roethlisberger.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 19:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon My safe word is blueberry pancakes. Whoops! this isn't MySpace.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 23:43 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad, don't be blue, frankenstein was ugly too!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:10 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:06 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon its National Coming Out Day. What ever you do don't take that call from Grandma. Trust Me on this.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 19:14 by the FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I am king, you will be first against the wall, With your opinion which is of no consequence at all.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 01:51 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hell is Where: the Police are German, the Chefs are British, the Mechanics are French, the Lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 23:18 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sending my regards to Seal. Hopefully, this won't scar him for life.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 19:09 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is National Facebook Unfriend Day. I hope you make it to tomorrow as my friend. I just want you to know I'm pulling for you.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 00:29 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heaven is Where: the Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 23:18 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow, I'm gonna write a blog post about procrastination.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 10:18 by The FRED Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm watching extreme makeover: home edition in an attempt to invoke an emotion response from my cold and numb soul.
←Rate | 11-07-2010 20:44 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon My family was too poor to buy hooked on fonics.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 03:16 by The FRED Comments (0)  



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