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   messageicon A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"
←Rate | 06-25-2011 22:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon First rule of Vegan Club... Tell everyone.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 07:49 by Steve OH Comments (2)  


   messageicon I wish my wife would look at me the way Biden looks at the back of Obamas head.
←Rate | 01-21-2015 09:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has saved me thousands of dollars on Birthday Cards!!! (suck it hallmark)
←Rate | 04-28-2012 08:30 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever notice all the people in casino commercials are young, attractive and not in need of oxygen?
←Rate | 07-01-2012 22:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just witnessed my dog catch fire while "draggin' ass" on our dead lawn.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 12:58 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprised I didn't see pics of kids kicking and screaming titled, "Second Day Of School"
←Rate | 08-15-2014 16:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come to think of it... I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 21:33 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon go to all your friends status updates and type in... You spelled ANAL wrong.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 19:30 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who's up for some curling in my driveway?
←Rate | 02-17-2014 09:48 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the lady that takes your drivers license picture at the DMV takes selfies when no one is watching...
←Rate | 02-25-2014 07:02 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "Facebook Moments" thing is just a bunch of pictures of me getting drunk so, whatever...
←Rate | 12-25-2014 18:27 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That's What." - She
←Rate | 02-07-2015 10:09 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get your popcorn ready! It's Movie Night in Ferguson again!!
←Rate | 08-18-2014 19:40 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...
←Rate | 07-07-2014 07:33 by Steve OH Comments (3)  


   messageicon Electricity off?... Check. Doors and windows unlocked?... Check. Knives, Chainsaws, Machettes sharpened?... Double Check!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN
←Rate | 10-29-2010 01:54 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have reached that point of my day where no more productivity is possible...
←Rate | 06-28-2013 16:54 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder where hoarders come from? have a Yard Sale....
←Rate | 04-13-2012 19:37 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear my wife buys sports bras just to piss me off...
←Rate | 02-28-2013 18:31 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon BAM!!! Another Day Not In The Obits!!!
←Rate | 08-12-2013 19:40 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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