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   messageicon Having a girlfriend is like racking up credit card debit. Exciting for awhile, before becoming a financial burden that prevents you from enjoying cool activities with your friends
←Rate | 03-24-2011 11:58 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear when LeBron James was born and the doctor spanked him he got the foul called
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon well America looks like you can kill little girls and get away with it these days...Who wants to track down Bieber with me?
←Rate | 07-13-2011 11:24 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Hulu this morning. Front page: The Royal Wedding brought to you by Fancy Fest. God That's perfect
←Rate | 04-29-2011 21:36 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Halo 4... Unless I'm on a kill streak.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 22:20 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (1)  


   messageicon Moms have "mothers day" Dads have "Fathers day" Lovers have "Valentines day" what do single men have?...Palm Sunday
←Rate | 03-23-2011 10:53 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the movie Independence Day to commemorate Will Smith's efforts in preventing an alien invasion this exact day 16 years ago. I thank Will Smith for my freedom!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 16:30 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon She wanted something that went from 0 to 300 in 2 secs so I got her a scale...
←Rate | 09-29-2011 17:11 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo.
←Rate | 03-27-2011 22:13 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon if noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
←Rate | 07-29-2014 20:41 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Brady has to go home and plow his Super Model wife now cause it will be the only was he is scoring anytime soon
←Rate | 01-16-2011 20:31 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just checked on my Farmville after 3 years. It's now a Wal-mart
←Rate | 10-08-2017 12:22 by Slowmotionninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I just saw a church sign that said "Why pay for GPS, Jesus gives guidance for free." Do you think Best Buy would match that?
←Rate | 07-24-2012 12:16 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon VMA recap: Lady GaGa came in as a man. Nicki Minaj came as Lady GaGa, and Jay-z came in Beyonce
←Rate | 08-30-2011 22:25 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Flossin' ❒Ballin' ✔Bill Gaten'
←Rate | 04-13-2011 13:18 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in egypt, but I suspect it;s some sort of pyramid scheme
←Rate | 02-09-2011 13:06 by slowmotionninja Comments (0)  


   messageicon when a stripper asks you to beat the hard level on angry birds you DO IT!!!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:35 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your vigina is anything like my hand then we should not have a problem
←Rate | 04-10-2011 00:56 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon put a number on it by looking up the route on a fare-finding site….So it would've cost Will Smith about $8,356.96 to get from West Philly to Bel-Air!! Dang Uncle Phil was really loaded then!!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 23:21 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is the exact reason I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds...So it doesn't get weird
←Rate | 07-25-2011 16:29 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  



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