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   messageicon I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something....
←Rate | 03-22-2010 13:21 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand you got your swag on, but could you walk a lil faster...?
←Rate | 03-07-2010 15:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Speak Fluent Sarcasm....
←Rate | 03-12-2010 17:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont have an attitude you just get on my damn nerves....
←Rate | 03-09-2010 10:57 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas for trip to Walmart: $4.75 Miley Cyrus movie: $19.95 Box of tissue: $2.95 Hand Lotion: $3.78 The look of disgust on the cashiers face:
←Rate | 03-30-2010 13:02 by Samir Momin Comments (4)  


   messageicon YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED ANOTHER DRINK....
←Rate | 03-20-2010 00:09 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face....
←Rate | 04-07-2010 15:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it...
←Rate | 03-24-2010 18:18 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now, my bracket is like a drunken one-night stand: sloppy but still doable....
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:28 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...
←Rate | 04-14-2010 14:46 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do leprechauns laugh when they run...? cuz the grass tickles their nuts..
←Rate | 03-17-2010 12:28 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....
←Rate | 01-15-2010 14:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 12:45 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're just gonna quit going to the gym in a couple weeks then please don't pack the gyms now. thanks!
←Rate | 01-04-2010 15:59 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:39 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was blown away when I realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person,...
←Rate | 03-22-2010 18:33 by Samir Momin Comments (5)  


   messageicon I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 16:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
←Rate | 04-21-2010 17:14 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER'S DAY....
←Rate | 03-24-2010 22:37 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon Studies have found that, on average, a man thinks about sex once every tits seconds!
←Rate | 02-10-2010 14:27 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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