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   messageicon the heart of a little boy....on a jar on my desk.
←Rate | 07-03-2009 12:24 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Look at the keyboard ... you and I are together, look underneath it says JK."
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:34 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 01:37 by ROB Comments (0)  

   messageicon my wife said I need more calcium in my diet.. she then proceeded to knock my teeth down the back of my throat!!!!
←Rate | 10-19-2009 22:48 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon To all the SINGLE MEN, GEEKS and Comic Book Nerds//// You lost out on Feb. 14 Valentine's Day.....You lost out on March 14 Steak and BJ Day ....BUT today is YOUR day....HAPPY PALM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-01-2012 11:53 by rob Comments (1)  

   messageicon Sooner or later you will see the BIG PICTURE God is painting for your life instead of just the colors He's using at the moment so dont get your panties all up in a knot
←Rate | 11-02-2012 19:51 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone know how to open a washing machine door from the inside?
←Rate | 12-29-2011 08:48 by Rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon my children are ARE well behaved!! everyone just has high standards
←Rate | 10-19-2009 09:18 by rob Comments (0)  

   messageicon the doctor said pops has sugar in his urine now we cant stop him from peeing on his cornflakes.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 16:33 by rob Comments (0)  


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