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   messageicon thinks that Obama may just get into the Guiness Book of World records for "Most People Screwed in a Single Day"...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 17:47 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes should have been part of the Health Care Bill. I could then have developed a serious case of anal glaucoma and I would be too stoned to care about all the money this is going to cost us.
←Rate | 03-25-2010 23:58 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  

   messageicon America is only the land of the free for people who have lots of money.
←Rate | 04-09-2010 23:07 by QueenBee404 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Farmville? Fishville? I want to play Margaritaville. All I need is: 1800 Tequila, a pop-top and a woman to blame. But if I don't get them, I know it is my own damn fault.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:41 by QueenBee404 Comments (1)  

   messageicon giggles everytime I see a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I am guessing that they don't care if you come in bare a$$ed?
←Rate | 05-04-2010 10:36 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


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