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   messageicon I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 23:01 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon my drinking team has a football problem
←Rate | 06-01-2010 22:38 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
←Rate | 06-12-2010 16:20 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 20:36 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
←Rate | 05-05-2010 20:42 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's called cocaine and you dont want no part of this sh!t...It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare
←Rate | 05-07-2010 18:04 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon first you want same sex marriage, what's next...same sex divorce
←Rate | 04-22-2010 13:45 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ronald McDonald just killed Burger King in front of Dairy Queen over that B*t*h Wendy
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:14 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Glimpse by defintion, is an impermanent thing!
←Rate | 05-26-2010 23:46 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see a lite in the distance....could be a Miller Lite, I better go check it out!
←Rate | 09-17-2010 18:02 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have nothing against god, it's just his fan club that i'm against
←Rate | 10-23-2010 20:08 by one Comments (8)  


   messageicon it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:51 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess who has two thumbs and is high off bath salt… sh!t where are my fu cking thumbs…
←Rate | 08-06-2012 12:43 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 22:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
←Rate | 05-05-2010 20:39 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just decided I want a bunch of kids with several baby mamas, so my children will all look different and I can match em' with my wardrobe
←Rate | 04-28-2010 22:03 by one Comments (1)  


   messageicon A. B. C. D. E. F. G. Someone should've told you not to fu ck with me
←Rate | 05-03-2010 23:21 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Panty lines are so nasty, your a grown a$s woman sh!t put on a thong, g-string, boy shorts, or go panty less if you have too
←Rate | 06-04-2010 22:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, Obama supporters would have the White House filled with pimps and sluts
←Rate | 05-11-2010 19:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can pick your friends....you can pick your nose.......but you can't pick your friend's nose!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 11:19 by one Comments (0)  




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