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   messageicon If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 00:03 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:22 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
←Rate | 02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough
←Rate | 01-04-2010 20:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 02:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:15 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
←Rate | 09-26-2013 00:28 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the other hand... You have differnt fingers
←Rate | 03-13-2010 01:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
←Rate | 04-14-2014 00:24 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 13:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist told me to write letter to the people I hate and then burn them. OK. I did that, now what do I do with all these letters?
←Rate | 10-24-2018 18:35 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?
←Rate | 07-04-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
←Rate | 10-21-2018 12:35 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
←Rate | 08-30-2018 01:04 by luka Comments (0)  




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