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   messageicon The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 00:03 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:22 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
←Rate | 02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough
←Rate | 01-04-2010 20:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 02:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
←Rate | 09-26-2013 00:28 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:15 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon On the other hand... You have differnt fingers
←Rate | 03-13-2010 01:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
←Rate | 04-14-2014 00:24 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 13:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure Rome wasn't built in a day but it burnt in a day didn't it?
←Rate | 07-04-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon What part of hippomonstrasesquipphobia Dont you understand?
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:39 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some TV commercials tell us to not try it at home. Where are we suppose to try it? At school?
←Rate | 08-08-2013 02:04 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:24 by luka Comments (0)  



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