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   messageicon Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex.
←Rate | 09-12-2012 12:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always put a little umbrella in my drink so it doesn't dilute in the shower.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 09:05 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 03:57 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry; it's only kinky the first time.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 13:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 14:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
←Rate | 04-17-2013 09:23 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear London Rioters: There is a big damn difference between, rioting for Freedom, and rioting for Free Stuff.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 09:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:26 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 13:41 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would walk over Legos for you.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 04:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find cheap gas, but I decided to keep my goals realistic
←Rate | 02-23-2012 13:59 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 10:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
←Rate | 03-20-2013 14:23 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 02:25 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aside from being hit and struck by a Smooth Criminal, how are you emotionally, Annie?
←Rate | 02-08-2013 11:11 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People would never be late if the Mario "running out of time" music started playing a few minutes before.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 08:11 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I felt special… until I saw you talk to every other guy like that.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I overheard my neighbor telling someone on the phone that I am creepy and wierd. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed and confront her.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 14:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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