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   messageicon My medical ID bracelet says "Probably Drunk".
←Rate | 01-16-2015 14:47 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a rather boring practical joke...
←Rate | 01-19-2015 15:05 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the 42 friends that are currently available to chat at 3:11 in the afternoon... Get a job you losers! Oh, wait...
←Rate | 08-18-2015 15:13 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If psychics and palm readers knew anything they'd have hand washing stations.
←Rate | 02-20-2017 13:01 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon This No-Shave November is just a guy thing right? I'm not a big fan of surprises.
←Rate | 11-02-2015 13:45 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon anybody else hoping to see John Hinckley Jr at the next Hillary rally?
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:48 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the catholic church looks down on sex before marriage does that mean all of those priests committed two sins?
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:42 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see a piece of gum in a urinal it makes me cringe. I just can't imagine the pain that caused on the way out! And also how does it not come out like silly string?
←Rate | 08-07-2014 15:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You know I'm a dude right?" Are not the words you want whisped in your ear today!
←Rate | 02-14-2017 17:16 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 11:47 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I made up a new drinking/card game. Its very simple to play, you simply draw a card and if its black you take a shot. Oh yeah, I call it Ferguson.
←Rate | 12-23-2014 15:47 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday a friend asked me if I would like to go on a Valentine's Day date, but when I asked her who it would be with and if I knew her she got all pissy and stormed off. Another day alone I guess, I just can't catch a break.
←Rate | 02-13-2016 18:45 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well apparently the Tiger Blood that Charlie Sheen has running through his vains came from the same hooker that Magic Johnson was boning.
←Rate | 11-16-2015 14:59 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beyonce is sending prayers to her hometown of Houston... I bet if Harvey was a BLM protester tearing things up she'd be sending bail money.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 14:57 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me a critic but I would just about guarantee that the idiot selling seashells down by the seashore is a product of the No Child Left Behind Act.
←Rate | 01-18-2015 14:44 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian was attacked at the Paris Fashion Show! It is still unknown which NFL player assaulted her, but Roger Goodell vows to educate these exceedingly uneducated players. Mainly because this just puts the bi+ch back in the spotlight.
←Rate | 09-25-2014 17:26 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon No its not "cute", its actually quite slutty looking, and yes I love it!
←Rate | 10-31-2014 17:11 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon When one door closes you open it back up...That's how doors work.
←Rate | 01-19-2015 14:42 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  



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