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   messageicon Masturbation is great. It wakes you up, puts you to sleep, relieves stress, and the only person who judges if you're good at it is yourself
←Rate | 01-16-2013 16:40 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kate is officially a milf
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like kids, only because they remind me to buy more condoms.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 13:42 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe
←Rate | 12-12-2013 14:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible
←Rate | 10-29-2013 13:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one can text faster than a pissed off woman
←Rate | 10-29-2012 18:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm drinking coffee because people think you've got a problem if you drink vodka in the morning!
←Rate | 07-11-2012 12:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl says, "I hate drama" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 14:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me
←Rate | 03-21-2013 19:31 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're offended and expecting us to give a f**k.
←Rate | 10-24-2013 15:27 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wouldn't make her your wife.. Don't make her a mother!
←Rate | 02-29-2012 15:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 12:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like the fact that you can see someone's location on their Facebook profile. Because It makes it easier for me to avoid them.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 16:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though Halloween is meant to be about dressing up as scary evil monsters, people still complain if you go as Hitler
←Rate | 10-28-2013 14:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should have an automatic detection service that as soon as someone posts something regarding the gym or healthy eating, then they immediately get rewarded with a medal that they are obviously after.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 14:04 by Jackoo Comments (2)  


   messageicon Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, its called Tester.. Hope she likes it.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex called me today. I answered by screaming "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!" and hung up. That should make her wonder a little bit...
←Rate | 03-03-2013 15:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning and the next day I do it all over again.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 16:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather watch a candle melt than play a game on Facebook
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:56 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not sweating, you're not doing it right
←Rate | 11-06-2012 13:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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