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   messageicon The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:22 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two best days of my life was when I got engaged and the day we broke it off. . .
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
←Rate | 08-27-2015 23:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once you go black, the white man don't want you back !
←Rate | 04-17-2015 00:27 by JAB Comments (4)  


   messageicon If you're voting for Hillary because you both have vagina is f#cking stupid. . .
←Rate | 10-12-2016 18:01 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, ladies, ladies. Seriously, some of your status updates makes me wonder. Maybe you just need to get laid. . .
←Rate | 10-09-2016 20:46 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, Sorry.. I don't watch dancing with the.. who gives a f#ck. .
←Rate | 11-16-2016 08:54 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You seen one solar eclipse, you seen em all. If you want, I can show you a full moon any day of the week though. . .
←Rate | 03-20-2015 19:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am looking for contributors to the go F#ck yourself foundation I am starting. . .
←Rate | 08-16-2015 10:53 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .
←Rate | 01-19-2015 16:49 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon The greatest feeling in the world is when your girlfriend tells you, you're better in bed than her husband. . .
←Rate | 03-06-2016 06:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is anything to learn from celebrities is. Do not take nude photos of yourself. The FBI had better things to do. . .
←Rate | 09-02-2014 15:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone done going turkey hunting in the frozen section ?
←Rate | 11-19-2016 15:44 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The smartest thing I never did, was get married. . .
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time there were three little pigs at a pig roast, end of story. . .
←Rate | 02-29-2016 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey CHOP, try spelling lessons for lent. . .
←Rate | 03-04-2014 17:17 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know what I am going to be for Halloween, I'm going to be drunk. . .
←Rate | 10-09-2016 20:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the transgender BS going on. I am worried about claiming to be a man. I'm confused. . .
←Rate | 02-24-2017 16:20 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Led Zeppelin doesn't have to be your favorite band. But if they're not one of your top three, we shouldn't be friends. . .
←Rate | 11-26-2015 17:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some times I just want to control alt delete my life and hit Esc. . .
←Rate | 08-21-2015 14:24 by JAB Comments (0)  



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