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   messageicon I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably "unblock" them and check.
←Rate | 12-07-2013 15:00 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon All I want for Christmas is NO MORE GAME REQUESTS!!! Thank you!!
←Rate | 12-25-2013 06:19 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women are always complaing that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around.....That's because women take up all the closets
←Rate | 12-02-2013 14:12 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon You call the shots. I'll drink them.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 13:18 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanksgiving is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 10:23 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Neil Armstrong was the first "Human Being" to step foot on the moon. Did you know that Neil A. backwards spells "Alien"
←Rate | 12-06-2013 21:25 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I met this woman at the club tonight. Well she looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady! It was when she drove me to her place and parrelled parked on the very first try that l thought hold on a minute here!
←Rate | 11-25-2013 09:26 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beer.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 12:01 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one "Homer"
←Rate | 12-29-2013 04:36 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa: This year I would like a "Bailout and a Bonus."..."Yes, I know I have been really bad, spent my money frivolously ,even did some illegal things and therefore I think I deserve it."----The Government
←Rate | 12-06-2013 20:28 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I'll go shovel the "Global Warming" out of the driveway!
←Rate | 12-08-2013 14:31 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm working on my 2014 New Year's Resolutions List 1. On January 1st, "Express order" workout equipment. 2. January 2nd workout with new equipment 3. January 3rd "Place Ad to sell workout equipment at 1/2 price"
←Rate | 12-26-2013 22:28 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon What happened o the NFL? It used to be the greatest game. Now every receiver that goes out for a pass and is breathed on starts waving his hands for a flag like a big cry baby....this game is falling apart just like this country
←Rate | 11-25-2013 20:54 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hopefully Kim Jong Un will mistake Dennis Rodman for his other uncle
←Rate | 12-16-2013 16:24 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know about you but I'm that guy who will strike up a conversation with you while waiting in a long line.Tell a joke to all the people standing there to change their day and mine also. I enjoy people..... and life is too short!
←Rate | 12-26-2013 19:51 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
←Rate | 12-04-2013 10:47 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I hear the Christmas song about "nuts roasting on an open fire" I cringed. My wife plays that song over and over when she's mad at me..... even if it's in July
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:00 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just hid my teenage son's Christmas gifts behind the vacuum, in the dishwasher and next to the trash can that needs to be taken out.....guaranteed he will never find them!
←Rate | 12-02-2013 21:44 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I make my coffee so strong it wakes the neighbors up....
←Rate | 11-30-2013 11:26 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I ''unfriend" you on Facebook when your Birthday Reminder comes up and I realize I don't interact with you ever....
←Rate | 12-06-2013 00:15 by EF Comments (0)  

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