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   messageicon I've always heard to "live everyday like it was your last" but noticed how much people will actually frown upon that kinda lifestyle.
←Rate | 09-29-2014 01:38 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat will only eat the most expensive cat food out there.....and also lick his own butt hole.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 16:31 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently during one of the celebrations/riots in Philadelphia someone was arrested for punching a police horse. The man spent the night in jail while the horse was listed a being in “stable “ condition.
←Rate | 02-06-2018 15:14 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon True story: one time I said "excuse me" to my own reflection into a glass door headed back into the bar
←Rate | 07-15-2015 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon things that will never be said #2638: "Boy that Steve Bushemi sure is a good lookin fella"
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:03 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
←Rate | 07-14-2014 21:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pets are animals that aren’t delicious.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 22:12 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say “the early bird gets the worm.” But everyone freaks out when I drink tequila at 8am
←Rate | 02-08-2019 14:35 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
←Rate | 09-09-2017 14:59 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 17:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon this bar sucks so much I just played every Nickelback song I could find on the jukebox and walked out......take that as$ clowns!
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:19 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cardi B is a former stripper. Prime example of why the expression “Don’t quit your day job” was created.
←Rate | 05-26-2019 01:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent thos late night texts that I always regret sending.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:29 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?
←Rate | 10-25-2017 22:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Matthew McConaughey still on my tv in car commercial form? Have we learned nothing from our mistakes?
←Rate | 01-28-2018 21:17 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..
←Rate | 01-01-2015 15:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the doctor for $hits and giggles because I'm pretty sure those two things arent suppose to happen at the same time.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 16:48 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon there should be a breathalyzer app on my phone to prevent those "late night texts" that I always regret in the morning.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’ve just experienced the worst human emotion. Taking the first step out of the shower onto the floor and realizing you have to poop.
←Rate | 07-27-2019 22:08 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 09:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  




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