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   messageicon Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 11:55 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:44 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ran out of Anti-Depressants, so I'm drinking my bottle of No More Tears Shampoo.
←Rate | 10-07-2014 21:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 11:07 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the "fun" in insufficient funds.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 21:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will cause a 12-car pileup before I let you last-minute merge.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 18:49 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ice cream man has been turning his music off on our block since the day we paid with a protein-crusted sock full of corroded pennies.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:30 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 18:30 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just here so I won't get fined.
←Rate | 01-29-2015 13:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I wore a Mickey Mouse costume to Chuck E. Cheese and angrily accused him of having an affair with Minnie until I was forcibly removed & arrested.
←Rate | 10-15-2014 18:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon My million dollar idea: "Homework-flavored" dog food.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 11:29 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully Harrison Ford replaced his divot.
←Rate | 03-07-2015 16:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just keyed 2+2=5 onto the hood of a Smart Car.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 10:49 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always use the self-checkout lane to avoid being embarrassed when my card is declined.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:08 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon At some point, my grandmother stopped admiring how big I was getting.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always put eggs in a ziplock bag before I crack them open in case a chicken darts out.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 20:23 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I squeeze a tube of 'whitening toothpaste' and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:28 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier I tapped my foot twice to a song. Sometimes the dance just bursts right out of me.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 16:28 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 20:18 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon To prevent addiction, candy companies are forced to insert the yellow ones.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 20:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  



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