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   messageicon It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog
←Rate | 07-20-2011 19:36 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
←Rate | 01-10-2019 17:34 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon they did an MRI of my brain.....they found nothing.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 05:05 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 5 p.m. until security escorts me out the door.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 13:59 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Checked with my Sperm Bank to see my deposit was getting any interest..sadly they said Zero.
←Rate | 04-05-2018 16:51 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon the lower urinal for short people or long people? #clearance
←Rate | 04-12-2012 04:19 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon it looks like the word "horseplay" has taken on a whole new meaning and has been essentialy ruined for life...thanks Sandscumsky
←Rate | 11-16-2011 19:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon great news for those that talk $hit....PREPARATION H is now available as a chapstick!!
←Rate | 03-21-2015 09:15 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh the Sunday after Easter... Catholics forgot where church was already, see you at Christmas!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 12:40 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card, I said to my mom, look I got a B in Reading, she said to me that's a D you moron!
←Rate | 01-05-2019 08:27 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sitting in a busy parkink lot tooting my horn when I see someone pressing their remote looking for their car.
←Rate | 12-21-2016 20:46 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden's wife has just changed her FB staus to single
←Rate | 05-12-2011 10:12 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian Wants To Experience Tebow Time?!?! No, Kimmy, Tebow cannot restore your virginity.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 05:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're looking for a good Trump pee joke, Urine Luck
←Rate | 01-12-2017 06:30 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can think of one group of workers who are doing much better under this Trump presidency....comedians
←Rate | 02-16-2017 21:32 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was walking on the beach yesterday when I noticed this guy in the ocean splashing around and yelling " shark, help, shark!!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 14:03 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon destructive forces have hit the Gulf Coast! Oh, and a hurricane sweeped by.
←Rate | 08-28-2012 05:47 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!
←Rate | 11-24-2011 06:56 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Made a deposit at the Sperm Bank....sadly, it's earning no interest.
←Rate | 04-05-2015 09:04 by Bob Comments (0)  




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