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   messageicon Relationship has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 16:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:52 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:23 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WELCOME TO FACEBOOK - The place where people add you as a friend and walk past you in the street.....
←Rate | 07-18-2012 01:34 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 11:33 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't want a relationship where people say "They look so cute together." I want one where they say, "Look how happy they are together."
←Rate | 01-08-2012 13:02 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon B!tch If you can't fit your tweet into 140 characters, maybe you should shut the hell up.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There once was a man named Hawking, who got bored of walking He got on a scooter, attached a computer, and now it does all of his talking
←Rate | 11-05-2010 21:01 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 'We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse
←Rate | 07-02-2010 11:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon God's last name is not Dammit
←Rate | 09-18-2010 18:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is it with black guys randomly rehearsing an R&B/ rap lyric when walking down the street?
←Rate | 10-16-2010 12:36 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
←Rate | 10-26-2010 00:42 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio
←Rate | 06-11-2010 02:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When Facebook Isnt Working, Twitter goes over capacity, (and MySpace remains unused,) some Americans will finally meet their neigbors
←Rate | 09-23-2010 18:25 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:46 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some families can trace their ancestry back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 14:01 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feel bad for eating sushi at my desk in front of my goldfish.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 18:32 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?
←Rate | 12-16-2010 12:24 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?"
←Rate | 07-02-2010 10:41 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

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