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   messageicon saw a butterfly today with no wings, so I poured red bull on it and BAMMMM... it died :(
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:07 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your boyfriend answers your text while playing Call of Duty, he doesn't love you. He just died on the game.
←Rate | 09-04-2013 20:54 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always keep an emergency $25 gift card in my back pocket for those unexpected gifts that I get from people I wasn't expecting to get a gift from..
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:26 by @ronniechapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Sigh) I Got kicked out of Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade , again...
←Rate | 05-19-2014 02:46 by @ronniechapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies be careful when a dude asks you to come over and 'chill' it can lead to chill-dren
←Rate | 01-19-2015 23:52 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my phone charger. I had to do what most people would have done... turn back around and go get it.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 11:56 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys that try to pickup women on FaceBook are pathetic. Ladies if you agree DM me your number so we can talk about it...
←Rate | 06-22-2014 12:43 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 19:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 12:25 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl I would strap 45 lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Amazon river with Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my air supply to prove my value to you.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 10:57 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think the colts are going to win? You better Belichick yourself before you wreck yourself
←Rate | 01-18-2015 12:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making girls who "aren't like that," like that. All Day, Every day.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 14:20 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life
←Rate | 07-19-2014 13:05 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got "White Boy Wasted" last night..  it's only right I go see The Hangover Part II today..  :)
←Rate | 05-28-2011 13:08 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Them gas prices going down like White girls in a college town!
←Rate | 06-15-2012 14:59 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  



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