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   messageicon I've only got a couple more years in my "fat stage of life" before I start getting refer'd to as the "fat friend"
←Rate | 02-16-2011 13:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can safely say you live in the ghetto when you open your front door to the smell of hotdogs.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:34 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does the Pope mobile have bulletproof glass? If the Pope is afraid to die, what chance does anyone else have!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 00:36 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most important thing I learned today: My Talk to kids/Nice voice sounds INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL
←Rate | 07-13-2012 19:27 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons!
←Rate | 11-10-2010 00:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's not so much that "I don't like" my neighbors as "I hate 'em"
←Rate | 06-29-2010 20:34 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of going thru all the trouble of getting in shape I think I'll just adopt a catchey nickname like "THE OVER WEIGHT LOVER HEAVY J"
←Rate | 04-29-2010 17:55 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've bin so stressed lately I can't wait to get home and "bust a nut" and by "bust a nut" I mean I hope the wife bought pistachios!
←Rate | 05-20-2010 00:08 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I got out of having to hang with the inlaws by going to work. Good trade I say!
←Rate | 05-14-2010 22:02 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Once they learn how to prevent pizza rolls from exploding out molten hot lava, then I'll believe in the ability if science.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 08:21 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw Dianna Ross on Oprah, wow I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:57 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I read at the end of the 20th century all Blacks were offered exodus from US slavery the only requirement was a boat ride back to Africa. But we know how blacks feel about water, ergo: they stayed!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 15:52 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Was watching Bon Jovi unplugged was how I was gonna start this update til I realized I was admitting to watching Bon Jovi Unplugged!
←Rate | 05-04-2010 20:07 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just took a duce so big and hard I think it was my first gay experience
←Rate | 12-11-2010 20:14 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will no longer need your services REAL LIFE...I Now have MineCraft!
←Rate | 08-19-2012 13:10 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 01:11 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The wife and I to spice things up have been getting into S&M. But it can be dangerous so you have to have a safety word. Mine is "bor....ing"
←Rate | 05-18-2011 00:15 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is like an iPhone, it's only as fun as the apps you have downloaded!!!!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:42 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I'm not gonna shower tonight I'm gonna at least baby wipe my hole and baby powder my balls. Same diff
←Rate | 12-06-2010 20:36 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Just realized how sad it is when people watch reality tv rather than going out and having a reality!
←Rate | 04-28-2010 17:47 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  

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