@cdowney84 Funny Status Messages

   I'm not saying she is a $lut or anything, but if her v@gina was password protected, it would probably be "1234"

   If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.

   Chris Brown & I have a totally opposite understanding of the term "I'de hit that"

   Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this op

   I hate it when I go for a hug, and she goes for a handshake. >:(