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   messageicon On the road to success, and whoever in my way.............ROADKILL.......
←Rate | 03-31-2010 13:12 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people feel the need to let everyone know that they are deleting numbers out of their phone........Like I really give a FUGG
←Rate | 03-30-2010 22:42 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Show me a man that doesn't cheat and I'll show you a woman who minds her own business
←Rate | 03-16-2010 01:39 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Save water... shower with me!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 14:53 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon They should make women wear red wrist bands at the club if they're on their period so the fellas will know if she's worth buying drinks for all night
←Rate | 03-29-2010 21:16 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gotta get my ORAL workout: If two witches were watching two watches....then which witch would watch which watch?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 18:46 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a sign outside a church today it said: "The most powerful position, is on your knees..." *naughty thought*
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:39 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon never run from a fat cop......he won't chase you, but you wont get away either.
←Rate | 09-29-2010 23:35 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I had had Dora's parents . They let her little A$$ go anywhere
←Rate | 10-05-2010 18:29 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love school.......its the quizzes, tests, and homework I cant stand!!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 22:08 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Old people tell the best stories.....
←Rate | 10-11-2010 12:04 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two eyebrows are better than one.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 12:05 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Idea for a church bulletin. "Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell ."
←Rate | 09-25-2010 13:18 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Came home & my girlfriend had on my favorite thong. Needless to say I dumped her. No one wears my clothes and gets away with it
←Rate | 09-28-2010 18:46 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked my co-worker if he think he's going to Heaven. He said, "Hell yea!"......
←Rate | 09-29-2010 13:35 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Me: Did it hurt? Girl says: What, when I fell out of heaven? Me: No, when you got kicked out of hell for being too hotttt!!
←Rate | 09-30-2010 18:06 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never knew what a sweet dream was.... Until I fell asleep thinking about you...”
←Rate | 09-23-2010 22:58 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hows about you give me your number while I'm still interested.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 13:16 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if girls at the University of Alabama call their periods the "Crimson Tide"
←Rate | 01-10-2016 20:43 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your dog is the only one excited when you walk in the door from work even though you make 6 figures.......... you have failed conclusively!!!!!
←Rate | 10-24-2010 14:17 by @TeeWuu86 Comments (0)  


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