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   messageicon I use to be a tight end... Now I'm a wide reciever!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 19:15 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know.. Ive lost so many guy friends by askin a simple question.." Do you have twitter?"
←Rate | 01-11-2012 23:48 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Or your a photographer now.. Where'd you go Instagram University?
←Rate | 08-20-2012 18:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next time a girl pisses you off... Just tell her your guna slap the sh!t out of her t!tt!es.. Wait for her facial reaction to change.. And then walk away like a BOSS!
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:07 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever watched you sister or gf actually play a fightin game? Its like watchin a cat on ice playin with bubble wrap.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 22:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forget all your "friends" on Facebook.. Wait until your dead and see how many "friends" really show up at your funeral
←Rate | 01-18-2012 13:56 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Parents: Help you grow from a child to an adult.. Then they become your roommates and get mad when the rent is late..
←Rate | 09-27-2012 01:01 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hopefully the guy on the Skywire doesn't have to sneeze anytime soon.. Looks Dusty
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:54 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Smells like a Storms a brewin' Jack!" Ohh God ive been watchin too much Duck Dynasty!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 12:19 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hunny... You dont speak a lick of English.. But you repeated my coffee order perfectly! Will you marry me!
←Rate | 05-30-2013 10:18 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And some people wonder why their test grades are so low.. Or jobs suck so much.. Well when your names DaWanda IDGAFCHOOCHOOTRAIN Jonez.. On your application...NEXT!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 23:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i tell ya... Its been one hell of a start for 2012...
←Rate | 01-18-2012 23:20 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have over 200 cds.. This iPod better be ready for this nonsense I call music!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 19:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My voice is so gay an awkward sounding.. I make it deeper at work on the phone or over the PA system to sound like "one of the guys"
←Rate | 01-19-2012 21:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope Stanley doesn't get mad when the Bruins take his cup again.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 08:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow... My boyfriend deleted me off Facebook last night.. I was single and didnt even know it!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 18:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when people hurt your feelings on purpose.. Then yell j/k as they walk away...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..
←Rate | 02-12-2012 21:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Face it.. Hotel rooms are good for one thing only... Getting laid
←Rate | 02-02-2013 09:45 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

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