@BoyGotJokes Funny Status Messages

   Kim Kardashian's marriage was shorter than a midgets tie

   I like to buy kids loud gifts and laugh at how annoyed their parents are gonna get

   Ohhh, you wanted an iPad? I thought you said pet rock, dang

   she txtd me "im outside" so I txtd her back "Im inside looking at my phone saying that didnt sound like the doorbell" lol

   Do emo kids not get enough Happy Meals as a kid?

   I like to meet the parents drunk so they don't get the wrong idea of what kind of guy I am.

   I wouldn't know how to act if Mr. T approached me and he was nice, I would be hella confused

   I wouldn't say that she is a hoe, just that she makes hoe decisions

   Hi My name is Miggz, I enjoy counting money and dancing when there is no music playing

   When a girl stomach hurts it is always blamed on 1 of 2 "P" words by everyone... Period, Pregnant.. <--words do hurt :(