Monday Funny Status Messages

   Beginning Monday, all you queerdos can go back in the closet.

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."

   Many people think that Tuesday Weld is named after the second day of the week. But if that was true her name would be Monday Weld.

   If you perform in a guy and a gal musical duo, and you play to the Monday thru Thursday dinner crowd at a volume level where you can hear a pin drop... your career has epically failed.

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain