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Aaaaaahhhhhh.....Friday.....time for the Beer-Goggle Olympics. But be careful single peeps, 'cuz once the sun comes up, you COULD find yourself in a bad horror movie. WHOOP!! Have a GREAT weekend!!
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09-23-2011 15:34
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It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.
FYI - Tomorrow is Hard Hat Friday......
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09-22-2011 08:29 by bill
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~ Alright everyone put on your Happy Face! It's time for the HAPPY FRIDAY BOOTY SHAKE! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_\_) Have a great weekend!
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09-16-2011 08:59
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It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.
and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"
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09-02-2011 09:35
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since I am unemployed I tell everyone "this is my Friday" all day everyday so at least I get some cheap thrill out of dying alone
And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
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08-22-2011 09:43
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finally, the Friday of my discontent
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08-19-2011 06:55
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I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML
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07-29-2011 00:40 by Nikkj
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Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
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07-26-2011 20:58
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always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout
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07-08-2011 16:25
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The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.
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07-06-2011 23:38
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Will somebody let me borrow their Delorean to travel to friday already!
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06-27-2011 14:31
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Daily log Monday morning, 9:49am: I have decided I am done trying until Friday night, I've already been here too long this week.
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06-27-2011 09:49
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Happy Friday!! And to all my Atheist and Agnostic friends out there... T_IF!!
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06-24-2011 14:55
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Okay ladies, exercise your suck muscle ladies, it's Friday Night!
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06-24-2011 10:40
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"6 packs of smokes. A case of beer. 2 box's of condoms. A lotto ticket & $2.00 gas on pump 8" ... Now thats a friday night thats ready for a good time but aint going far!!
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06-10-2011 15:24
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M̸o̸n̸, T̸u̸e̸s̸, W̸e̸d̸, T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸, Friday !!!!
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06-10-2011 08:58
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