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   messageicon joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i get the feeling that if Herman Cain gets elected, he's gonna call Congress "the cracker box"...a building full of white ppl or "crackers"
←Rate | 11-01-2011 21:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv
←Rate | 10-27-2011 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess in the shower Steven Tyler doesnt know how to "walk This Way: without falling down
←Rate | 10-27-2011 01:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
←Rate | 10-27-2011 00:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when ur a kid you ask "why do I gotta pick up my toys?"...when ur an adult you get the answer
←Rate | 10-26-2011 20:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon woamn goes to clothing store. clerk asks if she nedds help. woman says "im looknig for a tie that makes my husbands blue eyes stand out" clerk says "make it tight enough & any eyes stand out"
←Rate | 10-25-2011 21:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im ont a big fan of twilight but it does help the ego hearing the ladies say how sexy they think Edward is
←Rate | 10-25-2011 14:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have ADD & OCD all you get done is getting everything organized
←Rate | 10-24-2011 18:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this asshole looking over my shoulder thought I was a nice person until 2 seconds ago
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the tv show "cheers" they claim its the place "where everybody knows your name"...i don't think they sold many beers at the bar if they could recall names
←Rate | 10-19-2011 16:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales
←Rate | 10-19-2011 12:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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