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   messageicon if you have ADD & OCD all you get done is getting everything organized
←Rate | 10-24-2011 18:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this asshole looking over my shoulder thought I was a nice person until 2 seconds ago
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the tv show "cheers" they claim its the place "where everybody knows your name"...i don't think they sold many beers at the bar if they could recall names
←Rate | 10-19-2011 16:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales
←Rate | 10-19-2011 12:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon instead of watches, Timex should make hearts..."takes a cheatin & keep on beatin...takes a dumpin & keep on pumpin
←Rate | 10-13-2011 02:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the future i'm gonna be telling my kids "back in my day we sat the DVD player on top of the tv"
←Rate | 10-12-2011 14:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms
←Rate | 10-12-2011 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i can outsmart a lot of ppl on a computer...it's the real world that makes me look like an idiot
←Rate | 10-11-2011 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a womans mind is like a baby's diaper...gets changed many times throughout the day
←Rate | 10-05-2011 21:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ill show my neighbor where to stick his subwoofer, bass or whatever he has...ill turn the volume up all the way this time
←Rate | 10-05-2011 12:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gene Simmons is now married...hope he didnt french kiss the bride...she might choke
←Rate | 10-03-2011 19:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i kinda think the nintendo character mario was on drugs...he ate mushrooms & thought turtles were attacking & had to save the princess from the biggest baddest turtle of them all...this is why you dont do shrooms kids
←Rate | 10-02-2011 05:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how imagine if gilbert godfrey got Fran Drescher pregnant...omg what an annoying voice that kid would have
←Rate | 09-27-2011 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate being single...my hard drive gets foll of adult videos really fast
←Rate | 09-27-2011 20:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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