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   messageicon if Darth Vader was really black would he have admitted to being Luke's father?
←Rate | 11-21-2011 23:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the early bird gets the worm...but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
←Rate | 11-18-2011 23:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD
←Rate | 11-15-2011 18:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month
←Rate | 11-12-2011 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon rick Perry...texas has a Republicam Governor running for president that seems like an idiot...this sounds familiar lol
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎11/11/11....my calendar is speaking to me in binary
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is
←Rate | 11-02-2011 21:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i get the feeling that if Herman Cain gets elected, he's gonna call Congress "the cracker box"...a building full of white ppl or "crackers"
←Rate | 11-01-2011 21:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv
←Rate | 10-27-2011 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess in the shower Steven Tyler doesnt know how to "walk This Way: without falling down
←Rate | 10-27-2011 01:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
←Rate | 10-27-2011 00:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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