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   messageicon I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie....
←Rate | 07-31-2014 19:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relax, everyone.....The government that couldn't get a website to work has got this Ebola thing. Don't worry!!
←Rate | 08-04-2014 21:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish Tony Stewart would run me over....... #Hangover
←Rate | 08-10-2014 15:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get into road rage again, and the person gets out of their car. I'm going to run them over under the Tony Stewart act..... Just saying
←Rate | 08-10-2014 16:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon hmmmm...... Thats weird, I dont remember eating corn last night?
←Rate | 08-16-2014 12:46 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 3 babysitting rules. 1. Don't touch my Oreos. 2. Don't bug me unless you're dying. 3. If you don't tell on me, I won't tell on you........
←Rate | 08-24-2014 12:33 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon SAFETY REMINDER: If you encounter an NFL Running Back this weekend, Keep your distance and do NOT approach them....
←Rate | 09-13-2014 12:21 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey NFL,solution to your recent problem,start allowing players to hit each other on the field again......
←Rate | 09-18-2014 14:53 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: NFL is going to investigate the Falcons for Domestic Violence against the Bucs...
←Rate | 09-18-2014 21:41 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the CDC Director needs to resign and let Dr. House save us all from Ebola.....
←Rate | 10-15-2014 09:38 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon *spills beer on trick-or-treaters* No [hiccup] we're out of Snickers & Fun Dip & [hiccup] No Twix either. You want these seeded grapes or not?
←Rate | 10-31-2014 19:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight savings tonight.. Happy extra hour of drinking everyone!!!!
←Rate | 11-01-2014 19:00 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon MSNBC: quickly moving back to Bridgegate....CNN: quickly moving back to missing airplane.....Fox News: laughing their asses off......
←Rate | 11-05-2014 16:30 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Million Dollar Idea: A restaurant that offers Coke and Pepsi....
←Rate | 11-17-2014 21:35 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Report: Buffalo is running out of beer...guys we are basically district 12 from the hunger games...the end is ne
←Rate | 11-20-2014 19:05 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If global warming gets any worse we're all going to freeze to death!
←Rate | 02-19-2015 18:49 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn it...... I've been eating Thin Mints like crazy and haven't lost a freakin pound?
←Rate | 02-26-2015 10:35 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's so sad that Leonard Nimoy didn't live long enough to find out what color that dress was.....
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
←Rate | 02-27-2015 16:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  




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